New and exciting thing I learned last night: When it's very, very fresh, skunk spray doesn't smell skunky - more like burning tires ( Read more... )

OMFG. This literary - and I use that word loosely in this case - snark is the funniest thing I have seen on LJ in ages. Possible ever. In a really disturbing sort of way.

WARNING: Pee first. And don't blame me if your brain requires bleaching afterward.

OH JOHN RINGO NO

(Discovered via metafandom)

After 37 long, painful minutes, I must stop watching Katee Sackhoff's dreadful Sci Fi Channel movie. (It's not a Skiffy original production, but it looks and feels exactly like one, so WHATEVER ( Read more... )

If I were queen of the world, these words would never be used in fic:

• dick
• panties
• hump
• moist

What are the words that squick you every single time?

ETA: It's okay if you like those words. Everyone has their own squicks.

I am under orders from the flist to watch Farscape "Jeremiah Crichton" with the Starburst edition commentary "When Bad Things Happen to Good Shows," and I'm feeling suggestible tonight so I'm doing it ( Read more... )

This Fic is Unbeated and No Spellcheck either

If that doesn't make you want to read the fic it's attached to, I don't know what will.

She brought my hands to her breasts in the tender lycanthropy of love.

Uh, what? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

No, it's not from a Harry Potter badfic, but from an actual published novel, Scend of the Sea by Geoffrey Jenkins (1971). It's not bad in an old-fashioned men's-adventure-genre kind of way - or at least it wasn't until I read that ( Read more... )

OMG.

Whatever you do, do not drink three glasses of wine and then somehow discover the existence of tmi_chix. They are not kidding about the TMI, and it's not like you can complain after you read six pages' worth in rapt horror.

Never again.

1) I don't know how hot it is outside, but in my living room it is currently 81°F (27°C) with 78% relative humidity. It is utterly foul. We have AC in our bedroom, but I don't want to sit in my bedroom all day ( Read more... )

In honor of International LJ Whine Day, here I go ( Read more... )